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15-May-2008
Victoria "Posh" Beckham
“I just can't concentrate in flats" said the 34 year old who is always seen wearing high stiletto heels.

“I could go to the gym if I wore flats, I'd love to go to the gym, but I just can't get my head around the footwear.”
  [Daily Mail ]

14-May-2008
William Shatner
Shatner, 77, who shot to fame as Captain Kirk on Star Trek, insists he couldn't enjoy flings with the series' most devoted followers because he was so turned off by their bizarre bedroom behaviour.

In his autobiography, Up Till Now, Shatner says women would pretend they were being "beamed up" by the Starship Enterprise commander, shrieking: "So, this is what it's like to be in bed with Captain Kirk!" He writes: "You can't imagine how much of a downer that is in every sense of the word."
  [Contact Music ]

13-May-2008
Shia La Beouf
"I've been in love with every woman I've ever worked with" (a list that includes Megan Fox, Sarah Roemer and Michelle Monaghan). "There's the three month attention span that actors have. I don't know if it's mutual, but I really don't care. They have to kiss me when 'action' gets called, anyway, so I'll get what I want."
  [New York Daily News]

11-May-2008
Sarah Jessica Parker on "thuggish" photographers following her every day
"(It's a) culture of thuggery. I feel very ashamed. I feel like I'm, like, the town trollop. It makes me feel ashamed of my work. And I'm not. But I'm attached to this culture now in a way that it's kind of vulgar. And I feel cheapened. And I feel like I'm cheapening (my son's) school, like I'm bringing dirt; like I'm bad for the neighbourhood.".
  [Female First ]

10-May-2008
John Hurt commenting on Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
John Hurt plays Indy's colleague in the new film. Hurt disdains the flick and executive producer George Lucas. "It's cops-and-robbers stuff. And it's all to make Mr. Lucas an extra billion, as if he needs it."
  [New York Post ]

09-May-2008
Alec Baldwin
"There's other things I want to do [besides acting]. I mean, in a matter of weeks, I'm going to be 50. There’s no age limit on running for office, to a degree. [It is] something I might do one day".
  [CBS News ]

08-May-2008
Alec Baldwin commenting on Roman Polanski raping a 13 year old girl
"I have a 12 year old daughter. If some 35 year old director was banging her, I'd want more of a punishment for him - although 30 years of living with Parisians is punishment enough, right?"
  [New York Post ]

07-May-2008
Robin Williams
"I think a lot of times divorce can be like circumcision with a weed whacker but the idea that it's going with love, I think, is important. And for me it's been a good thing."
  [Female First ]

06-May-2008
George Lucas on Indiana Jones
Indiana Jones: "He's a real guy. He's just like us".
"He makes lots of mistakes. He kind of goofs up. He has the same kind of thinking that we have. He's beat up all the time. It's like he's not a superhero. He's just an average Joe that's always in over his head that somehow seems to get through it."
  [CNN]

05-May-2008
Sarah Jessica Parker
"I can't even blow dry my own hair and I don't know how to put on make-up either. I'll admit I do know how to cover a zit (spot) and put on mascara and eyeliner but I can only put my hair into a ponytail, nothing else."
  [Contact Music ]

03-May-2008
Madonna on coming to New York City to be a dancer
"It was the first time I'd ever taken a plane, the first time I'd ever gotten a taxi cab. I came here with $35 in my pocket. It was the bravest thing I'd ever done."
  [Mirror ]

01-May-2008
Chris Noth (Mr. Big of Sex and the City)
"For me it's hard to learn. I'm a slow learner with women."
  [People Magazine ]

30-Apr-2008
Neil Patrick Harris on Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay
" I'm playing a part that's me, but it's not me, but it might be -- I love blurring those lines."
  [City Paper ]

29-Apr-2008
Gwyneth Paltrow
”(Robert Downey) and I had both kind of been doing these kind of labor of love art films that had been seen by like 16 people. Robert said to me ‘Don’t you wanna be in a movie that people actually see?’ And I thought ‘I never thought of that!’ So, I’m really, really glad that I did it (Iron Man)."
  [Access Hollywood ]

28-Apr-2008
Gwyneth Paltrow
"Men measure inches differently than women.”
  [The Sun ]

27-Apr-2008
Raquel Welch
"I never left the Sixties, Baby."
  [Daily Mail ]

26-Apr-2008
Dita Von Teese
"I never go sunbathing. My worst fear is looking down and seeing brown, wrinkly cleavage. It will get white and wrinkly, but there is no need to rush it. I have brought my own curtains to the hotel to stop the sun getting in, and I have only used the hotel pool at night. I also pack vitamins to stop the sun doing anything to me. Some foods accelerate tanning, so I'm very careful about what I eat."
  [Stuff.co.nz]

25-Apr-2008
Gwyneth Paltrow
"X-ray vision is definitely dishonest. There is an ethical line you don't want to cross. What powers would I want? Flying would be good. I was going to say invisibility but that also seems a bit dishonest."
  [AZ Central ]

23-Apr-2008
Rosie O'Donnell
"Frankly, most celebrities are annoying ... and I suppose I am the most annoying ... Whatever".
  [Us Magazine
]


22-Apr-2008
Russell Simmons
"If I know 15 billionaires, then I know 13 unhappy people. These people's lives might be filled with mansions and yachts and private jets, but their medicine cabinets are also filled with anti depressants".
  [New York Post ]

21-Apr-2008
Cross dressing comedian Eddie Izzard (star of The Riches)
"We've got to make it work in Europe. People are very worried about sovereignty and the loss of sovereignty. I think the stakes are if we don't make the European Union work, then the world is screwed. End of story."
  [Associated Press ]

20-Apr-2008
Robbie Williams
"I want to investigate UFOs and ghosts and everything. I don’t want to hear any debunking because I want to believe. This is possibly the most important thing ever to happen to the planet. It just amazes me that people aren’t as interested as I am in this stuff.”
  [the Sun ]

19-Apr-2008
Harrison Ford
"I did urge George (Lucas)to kill the character (of Han Solo) because I thought that would be his best utility. To die and give the story some resonance...But I couldn't get George to go along with that. He didn't want to stop making the toys."
  [Entertainment Weekly ]

18-Apr-2008
Heather Mills
"In England, people don't like me. But I'm going to move to America, Los Angeles. Hopefully I'll be better off in the States."
  [Stuff.co.nz]

17-Apr-2008
Robert Downey Jr.
"I remember certain colleagues having a lot of fun with me on set in the past. Every second star goes to bed with his co-star because they spend so much time together. But I'm not going to start reeling off the names."
  [Metro.co.uk]

16-Apr-2008
Gwyneth Paltrow
"You know, I had postnatal depression after Moses. I didn’t know I had it until after it was over. I just didn’t know what was wrong with me...I felt really out of my body. I felt really disconnected. I felt really down; I felt pessimistic.”
  [E! Online ]

15-Apr-2008
Patrick Dempsey on wearing spandex when he cycles around Los Angeles
"I get a lot of crap for it. In Hollywood circles, certainly, but my wife laughs at me as I walk out in my garb. So I get a hard time in the house, and then I go out and the paparazzi give it to me, too."
  [New York Post ]

14-Apr-2008
Katherine Heigl
"I loved my wedding dress and now it's in a ball at the bottom of a garment bag".
  [Us Magazine ]

13-Apr-2008
Sarah Jessica Parker on her 7 year relationship with Robert Downey Jr.
"Yeah, I probably made some wrong choices, but I'm really kind of glad that I have because you make better choices afterward. You want to have made some wrong choices. You don't want to get it right so early in life, because it's all in front of you, I think".
  [Female First ]

12-Apr-2008
Alicia Keys
"I always felt I had to be this machine. Like I couldn’t show any weakness. It doesn’t bother me (the rumors that I'm gay) because I’m straight. Every great, strong woman has been called gay.”
  [Blender Magazine ]

11-Apr-2008
Tina Fey
"I screwed up something a few months ago and I was like, You know who wouldn't do that? Tom Hanks. You know who would keep his mouth shut? Tom Hanks. I should try to be like Tom Hanks."

"How do you get to be Christopher Guest? Just live your life, make hilarious movies with your friends, and then go home."

  [jezebel.com]

10-Apr-2008
Moby
"Britney Spears is like this Tennessee Williams (playwright) tragic figure. The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately appealing in the late 90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat."
  [The Sun
]


09-Apr-2008
Charlton Heston
"What acting offered me was the chance to be many other people. In those days I wasn't satisfied with being me".
  [Guardian
]


08-Apr-2008
Paris Hilton
Paris saw a cheetah at an animal park and asked how much it was and said, "If I bought a cheetah, would it run away from me or could I keep it?"
  [Entertainmentwise.com ]

07-Apr-2008
Orlando Bloom
"I think New Yorkers probably think they're too cool for school, which I love."
  [Female First
]


06-Apr-2008
Sarah Jessica Parker
"I eat everything. Last night I had steak and some lamb shank. And I had some roasted chicken and some cassoulet and some profiteroles and some ice cream and some cheesecake. I had two different tarts from Once Upon a Tart and toast and a banana and a cup of coffee and a bagel with cream cheese. And a glass of fresh orange juice."
  [New York Daily News ]

05-Apr-2008
Kyra Sedgwick
"What is really the difference between putting makeup on and having Botox?"
  [Us Magazine ]

04-Apr-2008
Bobby Brown on why Whitney Houston married him
"(The marriage was) was doomed from the very beginning. Now, I realize Whitney had a different agenda than I did when we got married. I believe her agenda was to clean up her image, while mine was to be loved and have children.

The media was accusing her of having a bisexual relationship with her assistant, Robin Crawford. Since she was the American Sweetheart, that didn't go too well with her image. In Whitney's situation, the only solution was to get married and have kids. That would kill all speculation. I think I got caught up in the politics and ended up marrying one of the biggest stars in the world".
  [Female First ]

03-Apr-2008
Helen Mirren
"I think legal prostitution is the way to go, given the awful, horrendous traffic in women and the danger of girls being out on the street, so vulnerable to pimps and johns. In a legal brothel, they're licensed, they're protected, and the johns are protected because they know the girls have to be medically checked every week"
  [New York Post ]

02-Apr-2008
Matthew McConaughey
"My father died right after making love to his wife, and I can't think of a better way to go. My dad always said to me, 'Boy when I get out of here, I bet you I'll be making love to your mother.' I hope my own death is way down the line, but when it happens, that's my preferred exit strategy. But let's not rush it, eh? I want to be reincarnated as a jaguar. They're the coolest animals in the world."
  [AZ Central ]

01-Apr-2008
Michael Caine on Heath Ledger's performance in The Dark Knight
"You think Jack Nicholson in the role and you can't imagine anyone topping him. Heath's just as good in another direction. He's terrifying. The first time I saw him, we were rehearsing. He comes up in the elevator to me in Batman's flat and raids the place. And I hadn't seen him, I'd never met him and he comes out screaming and it's like 'wow.' I completely forgot my lines. Scary. It will frighten the life out of people."
  [WTAM.com]

31-Mar-2008
George Clooney on starring in the Coen Brothers comedy Burn After Reading
"Joel and Ethan call it my trilogy of idiots," he says, referring to O Brother, Where Art Thou? and Intolerable Cruelty. "The only thing that made me feel better was that Brad Pitt is as stupid as I am in this one. I get to play Tilda Swinton's lover who hates me and is rotten to me throughout the whole thing. It's a flat out comedy. There's not a message in it."
  [ScreenDaily.com ]

30-Mar-2008
Hugh Laurie
“I do feel very foreign (in America), as if I’m on safari, looking at the exotic animals and the way they behave."
  [Times on Line ]

29-Mar-2008
Rolling Stone Keith Richard discussing Mick Jagger
The guitarist, 64, admits he found Mick's homoerotic antics painful to watch. "I mean, dickering and dangling. I'm not there watching it every day. But there was, at the time, a load of excruciatingly painful campness that went on. Obviously there was no shortage of women on tour with us though."
  [New Zealand Herald
]


28-Mar-2008
Madonna commenting on Justin Timberlake's butt and the Shot
"First of all, I've seen enough butt ... The reason I gave him a B-12 [shot] is because we only had a certain amount of days in the studio and I didn't want him to use that as a lame-ass excuse not to come to work. Okay? It's got nothing to do with butt. I promise you. Listen, I don't need to give him a shot to see his butt. Duh."
  [People.com]

27-Mar-2008
Axl Rose
"We are surprised and very happy to have the support of Dr Pepper with our album "Chinese Democracy," as for us, this came totally out of the blue. If there is any involvement with this promotion by our record company or others, we are unaware of such at this time. And as some of Buckethead's performances are on our album, I'll share my Dr Pepper with him."
  [Guns N'Roses]

26-Mar-2008
Simon Pegg, star and co creator of Shawn of the Dead, Scotty in new Star Trek
“I think the reason actors become idiots is because you’re treated so well. You’re driven everywhere, and you’re put up in really nice places. The actors that turn into idiots are the ones that start believing it’s because they deserve it, not because they’re just not trusted, which is the truth. The truth is actors are flaky, unreliable and mostly unstable people, and they need to be mollycoddled at all times.”
  [What Would Tyler Durden Do]

25-Mar-2008
Glenn Close
"I would love for my daughter to act. I don't know if she will but I can't think of a better profession. I've never been able to understand why some people do something for their whole life and then decide that they don't want their kids to do it. I've had a fantastic life in this industry. I can't think of a more exciting thing for my daughter to do."
  [OK! Magazine ]

24-Mar-2008
American Idol judge Paula Abdul
"Just when you think we're all getting on, Simon turns and we get back into our little quarrels. I suppose it's quite funny to watch, but he's so infuriating. I can make him laugh so hard that the water in his cup will come out his nose and I live for that. We have a good work balance. We're an old married couple, it's a wretched thought, but true."
  [Now Magazine ]

23-Mar-2008
Nicole Richie
"Sometimes I will think to myself, I used to be fun! What if I'm not fun anymore? But I am who I am. I am still fun, just not in that way."
  [Female First ]

22-Mar-2008
Sarah Jessica Parker
"New York has the big advantage of not treating celebrities like exotic creatures. No one cares because the city is so big and driven by so many other interests that people don't obsess with actors as much as they do in Los Angeles, where it all revolves around Hollywood."
  [Monsters and Critics ]

21-Mar-2008
Kate Beckinsale
The actress said she would rather eat a woman's vagina than have a sushi dinner. She laughed: "I can't do raw. I can't do sushi, even. I'd rather eat an actual vagina than that, honestly!"
  [News 24]

20-Mar-2008
Pamela Anderson
"As for men, I don't even know what my type is. I think men are like books - with a beginning, a middle and an end."
  [Female First ]

19-Mar-2008
Paul McCartney
"We stopped using contraception the night we were married. There was never any question of us doing so before the wedding. Heather had one miscarriage before Beatrice was conceived. Neither of us contemplated children without marriage."
  [Female First ]

18-Mar-2008
Ernest Borgnine
"In my day, if you saw an ankle it was treasured... Seeing their ankle was really something. You kind of wonder what the heck have we come to? To me, too much nudity is not good."
  [Contact Music ]

17-Mar-2008
Nicole Richie
"I am bustier now and I really don't like it. (Hubby Joel Madden) likes it! It doesn't really fit with my wardrobe, it's not who I am. I am not someone who is used to wearing a bra or having to wear a bra, I really don't like it.

I like wearing vintage hippy see-through shirts that aren't sl***y on me because there is nothing to look at. Now I have boobs so I can't really wear it because it sends out a different message."
  [The Sun ]

16-Mar-2008
Keith Richards
"When this band started, I never gave it more than two years. Forty odd years later, I now think we're just about getting it tight. I don't see the problem of performing when you are 80. Chuck Berry can do it."
  [Daily Mail ]

15-Mar-2008
Gilligan's Island star Dawn Wells "I need to put the kibosh on rumors. It was my birthday and I was coming from a dinner. The marijuana found in the car was not mine. The marijuana charge was dismissed and the person whom it belonged to went to jail. There was no DUI charge. I want to make it clear that I was charged with a traffic offense."   [OK! Magazine ]

14-Mar-2008
Minnie Driver on being pregnant
"I don't know why they call it morning sickness, I am sick morning, noon and night, but it's a fair trade off."
  [OK! Magazine ]

13-Mar-2008
Janet Jackson
"Everyone is my competition! I still feel the same way. Even though I do feel there's room for everyone as long as I'm first - no, I'm just kidding!
  [Female First ]

12-Mar-2008
John Mayer on why he has the anti-anxiety drug Xanax with him at all times
"There are these incidental kinds of loopholes in my brain, where the wires can cross for a second and the hard drive crashes. You can create dark neighborhoods in your mind as easily as you can create rural wonderlands."
  [New York Post ]

11-Mar-2008
Madonna
"The night I met Michael Rosenblatt, who signed me to Sire Records, I jammed my demo tape into his hand, we both did a tab of ecstasy and then we danced the night away."
  [Female First ]

10-Mar-2008
Paula Abdul on her odd relationship with Simon Cowell
“We’re an old married couple. God, that is just a wretched thought, but it’s true.”
  [MSNBC]

09-Mar-2008
Victoria Beckham on why she didn't sue over Rebecca Loos affair claims

David and I "have children and I wasn't going to go to court and drag up my personal life. We have a very nice positive energy around us as a family and if it's not positive and nice, I don't want to know about it."   [Now Magazine ]

08-Mar-2008
Victoria Beckham She tells British Vogue in the April issue that she's joined a gym but can't bear to go.

"I would never put my health at risk. Obviously, working out is important. Well, I don't. What do you wear on the running machine? I can't bring myself to wear flat shoes".
  [Women's Wear Daily ]

07-Mar-2008
Paula Abdul "There's a Starbucks in my Ob-Gyn's office. You can get a latte and a Pap smear at the same time. It's the weirdest thing".   [Us Magazine ]

06-Mar-2008
Katie Holmes "I try every day to make Tom know how much I love him. It gets better and better. Tom and I stay in really good communication with each other. I talk to him about anything, at any time. He works 48 hours straight, comes home, and if I ask, Would you help me with this? he'll do it. It has made my life".   [In Style magazine]

05-Mar-2008
Colin Farrell The Irish hell raiser, who spent 3 months filming the Martin McDonagh film In Bruges in the town of Bruges, Belgium said: "It's quiet - I thought the plague had hit town."   [Mirror ]

04-Mar-2008
Eddie Izzard "If you do comedy - if you make people laugh - it releases serotonin in your brain. People get addicted to that. Comedians become dealers. Audiences become junkies. It's like salivating before a meal - there's an expectation of a certain taste."   [New York Post ]

03-Mar-2008
Simon Cowell “To me, Botox is no more unusual than toothpaste. It works, you do it once a year - who cares? I’d never dye my hair, although I know everyone thinks I do.

He said of Hollywood stars: “The current crop of actresses - Nicole Kidman and Kate Bosworth etc - they’re just nothing. There’s nothing to fancy or fantasise about there. I like old-school glamour, Raquel Welch and Brigitte Bardot, voluptuous and naughty. Mistresses.”
  [The Sun ]

02-Mar-2008
Paris Hilton "It makes me angry because people don't know the real me, and I'm a very hard worker. I travel around the world constantly promoting my projects and endorsing products. Yes, I do get paid to go to parties; in fact, I'm the person who started the whole trend of paid appearances. When you see me at a party, I'm always working or promoting something."   [Daily Mail ]

01-Mar-2008
Lindsay Lohan "I was used to work, work, work. For months there was nothing. Now I know what it's like to be out of work actor, it scares me."   [Mirror ]

29-Feb-2008
Colin Farrell on his scruffy appearance "Laziness, yes...That's why I haven't plucked my eyebrows, cut my hair, shaved in a week".   [us Magazine ]

28-Feb-2008
Kate Beckinsale "Any more than three years is a really long time to be married here in Hollywood. I feel like (director husband Len Wiseman and I are) oddly weds rather than newlyweds, like we're in our dotage or something."

"The only thing I hate about being married to a director is that he works so much and he's away a lot, like when he was working on the Die Hard film for 900 years, and that's lame."
  [Starpulse ]

27-Feb-2008
Eric Bana "It says online I went to this really prestigious acting college. It couldn't be further from the truth. I have never had an acting lesson. I'm really stubborn. I don't like being told what to do."   [Starpulse ]

26-Feb-2008
Tilda Swinton on accepting her Best Supporting Actress Oscar for Michael Clayton "I have an American agent who is the spitting image of this, the same shaped head and the buttocks. And I'm giving this to him because there's no way I would ever be in America if it weren't for him."   [CNN]

25-Feb-2008
Oscar winning screenwriter Diablo Cody (Juno) Stuart Weitzman chose Diablo Cody to wear his specially designed $2.5 million shoes on the red carpet.

"They're using me to publicize their stupid shoes and NOBODY ASKED ME," Cody wrote on her MySpace blog. "I would never consent to a lame publicity stunt at a time when I already want to hide."
  [Associated Press ]

24-Feb-2008
Nicole Richie "I don't have a clue why I'm famous. I didn't make myself famous".   [Us Magazine ]

23-Feb-2008
Kevin Federline "My kids are going to learn what a real job is. They're going to work at Taco Bell".   [Us Magazine ]

22-Feb-2008
George Clooney I know what pisses people off about fame. It's when famous people whine about it.   [Time Magazine ]

21-Feb-2008
Bette Midler Tired and panting after performing a classic Las Vegas style showgirl number, she said "Oh my God, I'm exhausted. See, that's what happens when you do your own singing."   [Yahoo ]

20-Feb-2008
50 Cent "I won't get a chance to see the world, unless I go everywhere".   [Blender.com ]

19-Feb-2008
Vince Vaughn "I've never worn a watch. I don't own a cellphone. When I had one, it always gave me a feeling of Uh-oh, someone's calling me".   [OK Magazine ]

18-Feb-2008
Kate Hudson on how well she knows pal Matthew McConaughey "I know what your body odor smells like. I can smell you from five blocks away".   [Us Magazine ]

17-Feb-2008
Britney Spears Britney Spears buys Starbucks and is shocked at the price. "Oh, my god, $14.25? That's a lot of money!"   [OK Magazine ]

16-Feb-2008
Jack Nicholson "Star quality is if you're on stage and a cat walks on and they still watch you."   [BBC]

15-Feb-2008
James Shatner William Shatner is Captain Kirk and Captain Kirk is Shatner. “We were basically one and the same, although Jim [Kirk] was just about perfect, and, of course, I am perfect”.   [Times on Line ]

14-Feb-2008
Britney Spears ex husband Jason Alexander . "She wants to see them (kids), but she doesn't want to be a full time mom. She said it doesn't matter if she doesn't get them back full time, and that she can always have other kids later on".   [Female First ]

13-Feb-2008
Janet Jackson The singer, 42, hears her biological clock ticking. "I get so much pressure from people I don't even know and I think: My God, am I missing my moment? Even my mother mentioned something to me the other day. But now you can have your eggs frozen and there are all sorts of things you can do." I've still got time. I've got to get a little more kid out of me first before I move on and be childish with my child."   [New York Post ]

12-Feb-2008
Jack Nicholson "The stamina goes, somewhat, and you have to adjust. And it’s not just the legs that go, it’s other areas too – if you know what I mean... I want to see more middle aged sex on screen. It happens, I know it happens, so why not show it?"   [Sunday Mirror ]

11-Feb-2008
Lindsay Lohan "Whether you are famous or not, it's all about having a connection with somebody. It depends on who calls to your heart. If you don't have that special something then it's never going to work. At the moment though, I'm happy just being myself, being single... just being really!"   [Female First ]

10-Feb-2008
Cuba Gooding Jr. Lily Allen on her tv show showed a series of internet videos showing animals having sex. Cuba Gooding Jr told the audience: "I don't know what's sicker, animals having sex or you clapping."   [Daily Mail ]

09-Feb-2008
Morgan Freeman "When I was in The Electric Company I felt like a prostitute. I was working not because I enjoyed the work but because I needed the money."   [Female First ]

08-Feb-2008
Christina Aguilera "I can't stop staring at him, studying him. You can't believe you created this. Me and my husband couldn't be happier."   [People Magazine ]

07-Feb-2008
Jerry Seinfeld During a 2 day gig at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas, the comedian, 53, said after 9 years of Seinfeld, he wasn't interested in another tv series. Why? "I'm old, I'm rich and I'm tired."   [New York Post ]

06-Feb-2008
George Clooney "Had I not got the Thursday night ten o'clock slot at ER, if they'd put us on Friday night, then I wouldn't have a film career. That's luck, not my own genius, though I like to think it was. Hollywood is no longer making film masterpieces. They don't make those films any more".   [BBC]

05-Feb-2008
Jessica Alba "I think I threw him (fiance Cash Warren) out of the house twice already since I've been pregnant. And he's like, Are you just pregnant? I hope you're just pregnant and acting crazy and I'm like, It has nothing to do with that. And then we cry and we hug and he's like, You're preggers, what do you want?" "Little things get me so mad," she continued. "He calls five minutes later than he said he was going to. You get so emotional when you're pregnant, and so irrational. It's totally dumb."   [Ananova ]

04-Feb-2008
50 Cent 50 Cent told Paris Hilton who climbed onstage to dance: "Get the f**k off the stage".   [Contact Music ]

03-Feb-2008
Jack Nicholson "Film acting will drive you nuts, if you let it. You can get everything out there if you are young and famous. Any woman. Any drug. But you have to build up your safety zone"   [Times of London ]

02-Feb-2008
Jessica Alba The actress was amazed when her bust increased from a size 32B to a 34D almost immediately after she was pregnant. "I was like, Wow, where did these breasts come from? It was instant. It was great, but shocking."   [Newswatch ]

01-Feb-2008
Arnold Schwarzenegger The Governor of California and former actor gave students his formula for success: Study well, work hard, excel in sports and marry a Kennedy.   [Source: Cindy Adams in New York Post]

31-Jan-2008
Heath Ledger "We were all amazed that this picture (Brokeback Mountain) became an overnight hit, but it nearly killed me that Jack, Jake Gyllenhaal's character, had to die so violently. I've been thinking we might do a sequel one day, but I'm afraid that Ennis, my character, would probably have to die in it as well".   [Cindy Adams in New York Post]

30-Jan-2008
Scarlett Johansson "I get so bored in the gym. If I spend an hour there in the morning I feel great about myself for the next three days. I'm like, I can eat whatever I want. I went to the gym for an hour three days ago."   [Female First ]

29-Jan-2008
Jessica Simpson "I think that people can have a misconception of who I am as an artist."   [Defamer ]

28-Jan-2008
Dolly Parton "I'm going to keep on making music, even if I have to sell it out of the back of my car."   [Hollywood.tv]

27-Jan-2008
Will Ferrell He offered observations on pub life and Ireland's national beer: "I love the taste of Guinness on the back of your throat, when it repeats on you the next morning. I love sitting in a cozy pub talking with a local, whose accent is so thick it sounds like he's gargling phlegm."   [Associated Press ]

26-Jan-2008
Mary-Kate Olsen She spoke out on the death of Heath Ledger: "Heath was a friend. His death is a tragic loss. My thoughts are with his family during this very difficult time."   [ET online ]

25-Jan-2008
Sylvester Stallone He denied Janice Dickinson's claims he injected her with steroids by saying: "The only thing I injected her with was my fist".   [Source: New York Post]

24-Jan-2008
Gwyneth Paltrow: "Women aren't given the same slack as men, the same margin of error, the same career span. In your 30s the interesting roles are fewer and farther between." Source: Daily Mail   []

23-Jan-2008
Tommy Chong on his former partner Richard "Cheech" Marin: "Cheech really morphed into this Geraldo Rivera type character. He's so straight that I check him for a wire every time I talk to him. He wants to get together but he just wants the money. He doesn't want to be Cheech, and he doesn't want to do pot humor. As far as I'm concerned he's made his bed and now he's sleeping in it. There's still a very bitter air between the two of us. Maybe time will heal it." Source: Celebstoner   []

22-Jan-2008
Pamela Anderson: "I have a soft spot for bad boys. It is good to just be me and stay home with my boys." Source: Female First   []

21-Jan-2008
Kathy Griffin Kathy Griffin: "My favorite targets are celebrities without a sense of humor who think everything they say is interesting, those who lose complete perspective, and by that I mean Oprah". Source: New York Post   []

20-Jan-2008
Suzanne Pleshette: I'm an actress, and that's why I'm still here. Anybody who has the illusion that you can have a career as long as I have and be a star is kidding themselves. Source: Associated Press   []

19-Jan-2008
Chris Carter, the creator of The X Files: "For me, The X Files has always been a romance. They had an intellectual romance that's very rare and restrained compared to so many relationships on TV. I think that's what appealed most to the fans. And they're back." Source: IF Magazine   []

18-Jan-2008
Stephen King: "It's the law. You get a little bit older, and you have to move to Florida." Source: Time Magazine   []

17-Jan-2008
Johnny Depp: "I've always been frightened of karaoke. I've never tried it. It scares the hell out of me. I've never been that drunk. I've been drunk but not that drunk." Source: Ananova   []

16-Jan-2008
Kevin Federline explaining Britney Spears' problems: People put it up on this pedestal when it's really the same way that everybody else goes through their stuff, you know? It's not really any different. Even though everything is so publicised and everybody is looking at it, it's normal for us. I think the infatuation with the whole thing is that watching us go through things makes other people feel normal." Source: Ananova   []

15-Jan-2008
Tim Burton: "Helena and I have been engaged for more than six years and we feel married already so we never got around to it, but I'm thinking about it now. I'm a late bloomer". Source: Female First   []

14-Jan-2008
Matthew McConaughey on why he fasts twice a year: "You can get too much of things - booze, nicotine, women, your BlackBerry, attention, fame, needing people around, TV, the Internet. Fasting is a way to pull back, go back and check on what you really need." Source: Playboy Magazine   []

13-Jan-2008
Penelope Cruz: I don't believe in diets. I believe in going to the gym. For me to look good, all I really need is eight hours sleep". Source: US Magazine   []

12-Jan-2008
Charlie Sheen on his tumultuous year with ex Denise Richards: They say this type of stuff builds character and all that and what doesn't kill us makes us bitter - I mean stronger".   []

11-Jan-2008
Sharon Stone: "Everybody is bisexual to an extent. Now men act like women and it is difficult to have a relationship because I like men in that old-fashioned way. I like masculinity and, in truth, only women do that now." Source: Female First   []

10-Jan-2008
Vince Vaughn, 37: "I don't run away from the responsibility of having a family, but I've never been to the point where I've felt like, Wow, this makes sense." Source: Female First   []

09-Jan-2008
Chris Rock stuck up for Britney Spears in an interview with GQ mag. "Her behaviour isn't that bad. It's just because everyone has this angelic impression of her."   []

08-Jan-2008
George Clooney on learning that Nicole Kidman is pregnant: "I'm thrilled for her. She'll be a perfect mother. She'll be great. She'll be a tall mother." Source: People Magazine   []

07-Jan-2008
Dr. Phil McGraw: "My meeting with Britney and some family members this morning in her room at Cedars leaves me convinced more than ever that she is in dire need of both medical and psychological intervention." Source: Yahoo   []

06-Jan-2008
Jane Fonda: "I have no desire to marry again. Nor do I have a desire to ever live again full time with somebody. I live in Atlanta, my boyfriend lives in New York."   []

05-Jan-2008
Naomi Watts: "(Am I going to) become a Disney girl? No! I'm not going to suddenly turn up in popcorn movies just because I've got a kid now." Source: Female First   []

04-Jan-2008
Brian Wilson, 65, of The Beach Boys explaining why he won't go into the water with a surfboard for a photo: "I'd be so afraid," said the composer of such classics as Surfin' USA and Catch a Wave. "I tried one time and the board almost hit me in the head. It missed my head by two inches. That was the end of Brian Wilson the surfer." Source: Page Six in New York Post   []

02-Jan-2008
Jon Bon Jovi: "I am the Elvis Costello of movies and Tom Cruise in my music. I've been critically acclaimed in most of my TV and film work, but I didn't sell any movie tickets, and with the band, it's like Tom Cruise - I've had all the commercial success you could dream of, but hey, the guy still doesn't have an Oscar. What you gonna do?" - Female First   []

01-Jan-2008
Laura Linney: It's really about being realistic. No one is going to be an A-list movie star and make millions of dollars forever; you're just not. Source: The Guardian   []

31-Dec-2007
Julia Roberts: The secret in drinking is to find a balance between champagne and carrot juice. Souce: New York Post   []

30-Dec-2007
Esai Morales (best known for roles in NYPD Blue and La Bamba) when he was told by a former girlfriend that he gave her herpes: "He said, So what - 30 million other people have it too". New York Daily News   []

29-Dec-2007
Lily Allen talking about Victoria Beckham: "I just laugh when I see pictures of her on a magazine. I think: You're not promoting anything and you don't need the money, so it's all about you being famous. I don't understand the need to just be famous."   []

28-Dec-2007
Angelina Jolie on filming sex scenes: "You're two adults and you enjoy each other and you know it doesn't mean anything."   []

27-Dec-2007
Javier Bardem: All the Walt Disney movies like Dumbo and Bambi. They are truly very scary. Source: The Age   []

26-Dec-2007
Will Smith: Even Hitler didn't wake up going, let me do the most evil thing I can do today. I think he woke up in the morning and using a twisted, backwards logic, he set out to do what he thought was good. Stuff like that just needs reprogramming. Daily Record   []

25-Dec-2007
David Beckham: "I wore ballet shoes and knickerbockers as a young lad. My dad gave me a little bit of stick but I was happy.” The Sun   []

24-Dec-2007
Gloria Estefan wants to ban Christmas presents: "We should ban it (gift giving). It's the pressure. It's crazy. Out of control." Contact Music   []

23-Dec-2007
Lindsay Lohan's ex boy friend Riley Giles: "She's wild in bed. We'd have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night. We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She'd demand sex again and again. We'd go at it for hours. She'd have worn out most guys." News of the World   []

22-Dec-2007
Moby asks for a fan and in Kiev in the Ukraine they thought that was sex. "It was very hot in the hotel and they had no air-conditioning. At four in the morning, I called the front desk and asked if they could send up a fan. The guy put me on hold, and came back, and said, There are no fans. We had this long, confused conversation and finally he said he was sorry, but there are no women in the lobby. He thought I meant a groupie. Eventually I was able to explain to him that I meant a plastic thing that spun in the air." www.FemaleFirst.co.uk   []

21-Dec-2007
Jamie Lynn Spears attorney wrote the following legal letter to the Enquirer when they began investigating a story that Jamie Lynn, 16, was pregnant. "Ms. Spears is a devout Christian with a spotless reputation who lives in accordance with the highest moral and ethical standards in accordance with her faith."   []

20-Dec-2007
John C. Reilly: "Like any good Catholic boy, I feel guilty somebody spent so much money on me. I hope people enjoy it, and the studio makes its money back."   []

19-Dec-2007
Rupert Everett:" George Clooney thinks that, provided he does films which are politically committed, he's allowed to do Oceans 11, 12 and 13. But the Oceans movies are a cancer to world culture. They're destroying us. People in America can't think about Iraq now – all they care about is Jennifer Lopez's bottom. We are responsible for the blob-i-sation of the world by entertainment. He's (Clooney) not the brightest spark on the boulevard. He'll be President one day. Mark my words, if he's straight, he'll be President."   []

16-Nov-2007
All generalizations are dangerous, even this one. — Alexandre Dumas   []

16-Nov-2007
There can be as much value in the blink of an eye as in months of rational analysis. — Malcolm Gladwell   []